by Gwee Li Sui
The Great SinGweesh Quiz #4
You say “stir ah stir” when…
some si geena posts an anti-religion video.
your NDP funpack doesn’t have NeWater.
you cannot find a fishball in your kway teow soup.
Meera’s mother and Siva’s mother bought a lot of assessment books. Siva faithfully worked on all of his and scored As for his exams. Meera barely used any of hers and also scored As. Name the mugger or muggers.
Meera’s mother and Siva’s mother
Meera and Siva
“Potong jalan” refers to…
buying a popiscle on the street.
creating a shortcut.
walking after circumcision.
Which expression got used before in a political rally?
Bo hee hae ma ho
Liu lian bo bao jiak
Nasi sudah jadi bubur
Which use of “lor” is salah?
My boss is liddat one lor.
You want, you take lor!
This place quite happening lor?
Chum Siong orders mee rebus takeaway at Pakcik’s food stall and asks for discount. Which is likeliest to be heard?
Pakcik says, “Packet your head!”
Pakcik says, “Discount your head!”
Chum Siong says, “Mee rebus my head!”
Xavier is very popular with the girls. To find a date for his OCS Passing-Out Parade, he doesn’t need to…
Which line anyhow one?
I kelam kabut mostly because I catch no ball.
I blur like sotong only until I gabra.
Ever since I liak bo kiew, I gabra zebra.
Lao Lim’s si geena of a son made a racist comment online. Kassim reported it to the mata. Everyone starts calling Lao Lim a bad parent. Which is most accurate?
Lao Lim kena tekan, and his son kena buak gooyoo.
Both Lao Lim and his son kena buak gooyoo.
Both Kassim and Lao Lim’s son kena buak gooyoo.
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